Eleanor's First Post

This is me, Eleanor Woods.  I've never kept a blog, never kept a diary for more than two months, and have never had more than $1000 in my bank for longer than a 30 day period.  My eyes are blue, my hair blond, and I have bags under my eyes. My favorite kind of party is a pizza party, and I have a cat named Arlo who likes to throw up on my floor.  I have always had a double chin, and could probably fly with my turkey wings.