Is it Dougar day?

Dowager's hump: An abnormal outward curvature of the vertebrae of upper back. Compression of the front (anterior) portion of the involved vertebrae leads to forward bending of the spine (kyphosis) and creates a hump at the upper back

I find that the only reason I don't fall backwards is because my Dougars hump is offset (or balanced) by my banana chin. I am lucky that I have a Dougar Banana.

Prairies are dry.

I find that even when I'm willing, the prairies are dry.
Even when I'm trying, the prairies are dry.
Where are all the hunnies?

Matty--Tussy--Eleanor

My favorite thing about the festive season is all the festive eating.

Stinkface

I smell poop,,, not chocolate.

Here I am as I stand... with Angel Wings

Merry Chrisssymas to all, may your angel wings take flight motored by pizza grease, ice cream dreams and cupcake fantasies.

Merna Flowers

This is my friend Merna Flowers.  We like to drink coffee and scoop kitty litter together, simultaneously.  Merna hates swimming, walking, biking, jumping, running, and strongly dislikes yoga.  She does however love to hum, especially Simon and Garfunkel.  Mostly she hums the Sound of Silence whenever she's around me.