Matty--Tussy--Eleanor

My favorite thing about the festive season is all the festive eating.

Stinkface

I smell poop,,, not chocolate.

Here I am as I stand... with Angel Wings

Merry Chrisssymas to all, may your angel wings take flight motored by pizza grease, ice cream dreams and cupcake fantasies.

Merna Flowers

This is my friend Merna Flowers.  We like to drink coffee and scoop kitty litter together, simultaneously.  Merna hates swimming, walking, biking, jumping, running, and strongly dislikes yoga.  She does however love to hum, especially Simon and Garfunkel.  Mostly she hums the Sound of Silence whenever she's around me. 

Eleanor's First Post

This is me, Eleanor Woods.  I've never kept a blog, never kept a diary for more than two months, and have never had more than $1000 in my bank for longer than a 30 day period.  My eyes are blue, my hair blond, and I have bags under my eyes. My favorite kind of party is a pizza party, and I have a cat named Arlo who likes to throw up on my floor.  I have always had a double chin, and could probably fly with my turkey wings.